lastly if i don't have sex soon, i will be even hornier than i am now which means i may have an aneurysm, i don't know how to spell that and i am too distracted to care. somebody better be close physically that i want to touch at least, i'm just going to pretend that i am sleeping with Jack and the pants and TRUE.
posted by Siv at
4:09 PM
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you AND the pants?!
the two of you can be the birds and i'll be the stone.
i better make sure i stretch first.
you spelled it right, winning the 5 day caribbean cruise the barbie dream house AND the key to my heart.
it's shaped like a knife
p.s. who is jack and should i be jealous?
jack white
and no you should be excited that he's there, i won't be getting it on with him, he's just patting my head.
stroking me as such but mostly my ears
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