and for all of those who think they know wtf i am talking about, you are so totally qwrong, i was talking about the girl that works on the third floor that i say when i was standing in line? for the bathroom and i all had to piss and she was all hey fucking fat boy lets size you up and i was all, i'm not chubby,big boned and my moms italian, to which she replyed with a hand in my crotch an then i was all like ah shit, and got all too hard, and then she was all like do a hand stand and piss in my mouth and then i all did and then she all poulled some snl bit with norm macdonald and a dummy and splutteringly tried to sing a song as i pised down her throat, i sang every line before she did, fortunately she vchocked and was taken off in a stretcher (you saw her as you left) and she didn't realize that the entire premise for the GAGA i understood beforehand and worked it to piss in her mouth.
Friday, April 22, 2005
About Me
- Name: Siv
- Location: Mont Riz d'la+, Quebec, Brazil
yah fuck uh huh mmm i see: waking up next to someone you love is like a bump of cocaine right before work. It just reminds you why you are doing all of this, and that a fucking junkie can do anything.
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