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i'm saaad and super bored....

i need to have some fun soon

naaw forget it

training day approaches and i am not happy... but i must have money

i'm so drunk, and i'ma gonna get a job tommorrow.. fuck yeah.. wooh.... i am going to buy more beer cuz it's only ten, wow, i drank all my beer and it's only 1000pm

i'ma gonna be employed by the man ladies, by the man! woooh!!

i have two job interviews tommorrow... ones in kanawake... cheap smokes... fuckers...

I'm just fucking drunk, and getting less so....

you bastards

ah fuck fuck money... i need to do something... note to self... it's all the same god damned thing

yeeaah now i'm lyng sure you fucking idiots....

had a thought, neandrathals, you know the ones we're related to.... that had brains alot bigger than us... like 20% bigger, what if all thodse who reached conciousness above the level of the general environment killed themselves, or quite simply put refused to survive, simply died......... when the tribe reached conciousnes, just a thought.


ps... they must've had the same brain structure, cells size, configuration, communnication, etc, these things take fucking time.... brain size... hmmm... tha'd make em about 50 percent smarter on average, seems about right.

i am sooo broke and bored... i am going to fucking flip...

i need to fucking make some god damned money

because i am in no fucking mood for this shit.

There comes a time when people have to let go, and just believe in whatever they've planted and let fly, giving it 18 hours a day sunlight and miracle grow... if its iin the ground it'll bloom, buds and all

wow i suck, i'm just posting cuz i am trying to work and i suck i can't make my quotas ever and i suck... i need some way of making fucking money that doesn't use my blood as a carburant... fuck i suck

I think i'm applying for welfare in the morning.. i think i'm worth it... what do you guys think... let me know... ps i am working under the table... i know this runs counter my philosophy, like under tax the system and drive crime rates higher, but i'm really tired... really really tired.... i'm sorry guys.

hey ladies, yah ladies meet your lecherous old end
hey baby hey baby we'd make fashionable friends
suck me blow me, the cards all dry

and why?

*and why*

cuz with outt any water
the well won't cry.

it's all done in and you
mmmight as well die.

i'm drunk
throw in da funk throw in the funk

so drunk
so in the trunk so in the bag
so drunk
its on a time lag

like the blues
yah like the blues, now you got it
so drunk so drunk who could've stunk
as
badly as this?

two steps forward every seventh one slips the track,

our time is all borrowed from the line right on back

toss me a ryhme and i'll crack your stout back

about that

about that

i was bluffing.

cut me some slack

i'm bored and i'm scared al(one) most a

hack.

what the fuck i just got three spam comments my first ever all at once... that is so jay i don't even care i'm gonna figure out how to erase them... eventually that is

this show just came on abot a bunch of midgets who got together and had midget kids, i'm glad the big world is so small right now so that people can continue inbreeding themselves into some sort of implosive collapse... just thought i'd let you guys know... little something to ponder on a sunday night....

...death(,) to life.

I SAID JERKSTORE/SUPERMARKET ULTRALIQUADATION SALE OF THE CENTURY


just say when...

because i don't care, i'll

drink you all to death.

hahahaha i just wrote a new song where i pound the schimitar like a harpsicord and it sounds like a mirror image in a dusty puddle reflecting hunter s. stumbling through a dostoyevsky novel that was never written set in a drunken revolving restaurant shot by shot with wes anderson.

i need to play some music now but its too late for that... wtf is too late???? i think i just lost all my friends when my roomate freaked out... im not sure... whateves i hope i can still find someone to play music with..... not tha i could before.............fuck i am really not even horny enough to masturbate again, im fucking bored plus im broke plus i am a fucking loser..... beat that i said beat i you fucking swashbucking perv BEAT IT


fuck i am really tired... and alot scared and sad, i guess you call this shit panic attacks or anxiety i call this shit retarded....

wtf?!?

is there some specific reason why i suck or is this shit as retarded as it looks.... ujfiokfkljfko;ilfgiu cjh c ciicxkicftgkifg cmj po,okclfcxmcxn cxklfcxklx,zxnmcxkm

okay so thats doesn't help either


im really sad right now... i don't think i like this shit at all, i think i hate it actually.


i have to do SOMETHING... i dunno what but SOMETHING... FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK FUCK FUCK


FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK my thumb still hurts, and my tummy too... wtf..FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




FUCK

i guess i coould keep typing that BUT i don't wanna so fuck off fuck you fuck off fuck off, you fucking bastards.... go fuck yourselve fuck


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WTF????? fuck






FUCK
fuck
fuck
FUCK
fuck

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

my tummy still really hurts....
wah wah wah, i know im whining, i just don't care, i have nothing else to do and i suck/......

i don't know wtf im doing with work or just even living right now... why the fuck am i so annoying?????

i don't know what the fuck i am doing. its like 4oclock in the mofoin morning and i have no pot. i can't sleep and my roomate is scaring the fuck out of me again. on the tv is some fucking docu-horrifica about some hot junkie chick. her parents are huge dick fuckos and they keep pretending that they don't know what the fuck is going on exactly.. why is our daughter shooting up, it makes no sense, we're just huge dickheads, this shouldn't mean anything etc...
my thumb reallly hurts right now, so im not using it to type....

i think its cuz im lying down with my elbows on my bed but wtf is that... my hand is all pins and needleee.... needle e mmmmmmmmm fuck ... i have a huge bumpon my head where my psychotic roomate threw a bottle.... wtf i threw him in the pool he was asleep drunk at 630, i think its only normal to throw him in the pool, wtf now im at home ALONE as usual and u have the sneaking suspicion that my roomate loves me... wtf

my parents announced to me last weekend that they are fucked again.... wtf... i don't care... and now i'm scared again... im scared alot... i don't know what im typing but it sure sucks ass..............
i'm also scared that my roomate will creep in here and start bludgening me with my remaining skate..... i don
't kbnow if im scared or just waiting for it but either way it sucks.......

i'm going to hit enter now....

i guess

my tummy really hurts alot... wtf owwww

i write better than everyone, so better leave me the fuck alone

i don't know what the fuck that means but it probably eans more tyhan my friend freaking out at an american apparrel party... btw wtf with the spelling of a pparel i'm dyslex terll him to fuck off, fuck wtf am i talking about??? no hot chicks thats what

wtf?!?

those tracks are fucked, and you know what else i don't have any copies... now i have to make more fuck... i suck

special thanks to the pants for pointing this out.